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The Online Pregnancy Tester

Postby Podunkfla » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:06 am

This site claims to be able to scan you through your computer monitor using 'zeta waves', and determine whether or not you are pregnant.

The scanning software checks for: Endocrine balance, Hormone levels, Amniotic concentration, Carbohydrate level, Ketone (ketosis/lipolysis), Ovulation status, Bovine Encephalitis, Distemper, and Progesterone infusion. The remote testing system then checks the levels and calculates the likelihood of your being pregnant.

They also say: "Our results are 100% guaranteed. Please note we only guarantee that you'll get a result, not that the results will be accurate." I also liked the section where it tells you the identity of the father of your baby!

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

By the way... I'm with child it says, and the father is Janet Reno. :oops:
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Re: The Online Pregnancy Tester

Postby Nitetimes » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:31 am

Podunkfla wrote:... I'm with child it says....[/b] :oops:


Me too, gonna be 15lbs 6 oz on Xmas day!! Can't wait!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby Podunkfla » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:35 am

Yeah... It is funnier when I remember to put the link in... ;)
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Postby sledge » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:52 am

it says me and the wife are both Pregnant........would that make them TWINS ? :roll:
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Postby Miriam C. » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:07 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Gonna be a boy and quote "Girl you have no class. Bill Reilly's is the father.

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Postby Ira » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:28 am

Boo hoo...

I'm NOT pregnant.

And I've been trying for so LONG!

Hey wait a minute:

That didn't come out the way I wanted it, and all KINDS of jokes can be made about it.
Here we go again!
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Postby angib » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:14 am

Hey, I'm not perfect and, while it's a surprise, 'pregnant' I don't mind about. But 'pregnant by Dick Cheney' is way, way more than I feel I deserved....:crying2:

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Postby madjack » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:20 am

...a girl...da Pope...I guess she will come out dressed as a penguin................................. 8)
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Postby Nitetimes » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:14 pm

madjack wrote:...a girl...da Pope...I guess she will come out dressed as a penguin................................. 8)


With horns???? 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby madjack » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:19 pm

Nitetimes wrote:
madjack wrote:...a girl...da Pope...I guess she will come out dressed as a penguin................................. 8)


With horns???? 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:



...if she is the issue of my loins(OWWWW) that would have to be a given :D :lol: ;) ...she would be a horny little penguin...
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Postby alaska teardrop » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:22 pm

    Never expected it at this age. :o
    However, I'm pregnant with a baby boy! :applause:
    The father? The neighbor kid. :oops:
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Postby Nitetimes » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:48 pm

alaska teardrop wrote:The father? The neighbor kid. :oops:


Well that little pr**k, all the time I thought I was the only one!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby AlaskaJack » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:32 pm

Hey Madjack.... the pope nailed me too :( .... He's such a rascal! :rofl:
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Postby Jiminsav » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:51 pm

Endocrine balance
Hormone levels
Amniotic concentration
Carbohydrate level
Ketone (ketosis/lipolysis)
Ovulation status
Bovine Encephalitis
Distemper
Progesterone infusion

I'm not impregnated, but I do have #7 & 8
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Postby DRYVEM » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:08 pm

Hehe... I am pregnant...and the daddy is Gov. Arnold...I'll be back... :lol:

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