The Online Pregnancy Tester

[neal b]

i be pregant too boy 16lb 1oz daddy fabio

neal b

[Mary K]

Hey, I'm not perfect and, while it's a surprise, 'pregnant' I don't mind about. But 'pregnant by Dick Cheney' is way, way more than I feel I deserved....

Andrew

OH, He's my baby's Daddy Too!!! ....Dick must be getting around...er.. Sorry... It's a boy and we can not decide if we want to name him Smith or Wesson...


Brick Thnaks, that was funny!!!


Mk

[Jst83]

Hey I'm haveing a girl that explains this belly

The father is PeeWee Herman

How will I tell the wife, he said trust me and I did

[Ira]

The father? The neighbor kid.

Well that little pr**k, all the time I thought I was the only one!!!

On some level, I'd like to feel partly responsible for this brilliant post:

By lossening things up a little here without fear of shame, the genius flows!

BEST POST OF 2007!!! And I don't care HOW many months are left to go in the year!!!!

[alaska teardrop]

[Classic Finn]

Dog Gone It anywho...Yup Pregnant to the hilt..Dang scary too when the International Travelin Man is the Da Man It B A Boy..

Dick is his 1st name and Cheney be the last....

Dick gets around..

Classic Finn

[oklahomajewel]

Dang !!!

Now I told everybody I'd be a rich, rich woman if I ever turned up pregnant again (it would be a miracle if ya know what I mean)

But now I find out ---- It's A GIRL !!!! And I didn't even get any good dirty talk or foreplay before the conception !!!!



..... you guessed it, that Bill O'Reilly is a dirty old man !!!

[Miriam C.]

Dang !!!

Now I told everybody I'd be a rich, rich woman if I ever turned up pregnant again (it would be a miracle if ya know what I mean)

But now I find out ---- It's A GIRL !!!! And I didn't even get any good dirty talk or foreplay before the conception !!!!



..... you guessed it, that Bill O'Reilly is a dirty old man !!!

I knew there was a younger woman. Dirty old man:lol: We will have to sue poor ole Bill together. Oh and my former GYN.