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Postby elmo » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:01 am

Whatever the state of Texas is paying him isn't enough. He just got done saving a karate school and a childrens hospital from being blown up, and he didn't have to pull a gun....amazing! The best part is another episode is on right after this one. I can't believe all the good shows that I can watch when the kids aren't around. The dog looks less frazzled also...she actually looks relaxed...maybe there is hope for her yet.

Gotto go...can miss the beginning otherwise you don't know whats going on for the whole show!
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Postby Mary K » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:04 am

Turn OFF the TV and Get to Building!!! :duh:


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Postby elmo » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:07 am

He beat up a whole Asian gang on the last episode and now this poor guy can't even go on a fishing trip without some thing bad happening.

I think it might be a Walker Texas Ranger Marathon!!! :applause:

He is right up there with the "Fall Guy"!! :thumbsup:
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Postby madjack » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:09 am

Elmo...a hint...Walker(played by the biggest hack on TV) gets the bad guy...and his wannabe girl friend looks longingly at him while he looks at his horsey...do what MK sez and ya can't go wrong...
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Postby elmo » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:10 am

Wow this sucks! I can't get the Fall Guy song out of my head..."I don't mean to kiss and tell, but I have been seen with Farah...."!
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Postby madjack » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:14 am

elmo wrote:Wow this sucks! I can't get the Fall Guy song out of my head..."I don't mean to kiss and tell, but I have been seen with Farah...."!


...DANGER WElmo DANGER...quick...put some old time rock and roll or blues on the jukebox and drive that dangerous sound from your head before it is to late......
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Postby dhazard » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:17 am

Elmo, I getting worried for you, :( has the long cold winter drove you over the edge? :o Please for you’re own mental health turn of the TV :thumbsup: , put down the remote :applause: and pick up a power tool. 8)
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Postby elmo » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:20 am

madjack wrote:
elmo wrote:Wow this sucks! I can't get the Fall Guy song out of my head..."I don't mean to kiss and tell, but I have been seen with Farah...."!


...DANGER WElmo DANGER...quick...put some old time rock and roll or blues on the jukebox and drive that dangerous sound from your head before it is to late......
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Oh great now I have the "Lost in Space" theme going! :roll:

At least it isn't as bad as the "The Land of the Lost" theme....damn...now I did it. :x
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Postby Ira » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:20 am

I think he's afraid to open that can of Durabak.
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Postby elmo » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:21 am

DHAZARD wrote:Elmo, I getting worried for you, :( has the long cold winter drove you over the edge? :o Please for you’re own mental health turn of the TV :thumbsup: , put down the remote :applause: and pick up a power tool. 8)


Next commercial I swear...Walker is beating the snot out of a Grizzly Bear.
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Postby elmo » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:22 am

Ira wrote:I think he's afraid to open that can of Durabak.



+1...ding...ding...you are the next contestant on Wheel of Fortune!
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Postby dhazard » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:30 am

Ok Elmo. I will set an example, I am Going out to the garage and turning on the biggest power tool I have… Get ready for the lights to dim… Time to start milling the trim for my doors. You can do it, turn of that evil TV (Please don’t tell my boss at the TV station)
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Postby Ira » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:31 am

After you open that can, run back in and tell us how it smells.
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Postby Mary K » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:26 am

elmo wrote:Wow this sucks! I can't get the Fall Guy song out of my head..."I don't mean to kiss and tell, but I have been seen with Farah...."!


Thats better that having the Hokey Poky in your head... :sneakers:

Get out there before I send the Texas Ranger over there..... :lol:

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