Separated at Birth

[Ira]

Enough said.

[elmo]

Enough said.

Are you trying to say Alfred is your brother?

[TLC]

Enough said.

Are you trying to say Alfred is your brother?

Elmo:
Only if Ira is actually G. Bush incognito!!! Good one Ira

[Ira]

The thing about these morphing programs...the computer skills to do this...is that you can basically turn anyone into anyone.

But in this case, it just works so perfectly that you hardly even have to morph it.

[tonyj]

As I recall in the magazine, many times a mystery culprit turned out to be Alfred. Maybe the morph is going in the wrong direction . . .

[AlaskaJack]

Enough said.

Total agreement from me!

[madjack]

IRA...you found your long lost brother...Irarat...and we all know just how evil he was/is .........

[Laredo]

Enough said.

Total agreement from me!

Me too.

IRA:


Except that, Madjack, I can't imagine anybody being a dirtier rat than Bush.

[Sam I am]

I can't imagine anybody being a dirtier rat than Bush.

Clinton........either one of them!

[Ira]

I can't imagine anybody being a dirtier rat than Bush.

Clinton........either one of them!

Come on--you have to be more clever than that if you want to attack the Clintons.

Especially when it comes to supporting Bush:

The guy has enough problems just constructing a simple sentence.

Here's a Yahoo news report from today on his unwavering support for Gonzales:

Bush said the investigations of the dismissals and questions about Gonzales' conduct is "kinda being drug out" for political reasons and urged House and Senate committees to wrap up their hearings and get on with legislative business.

"Kinda being drug out?" This guy is the biggest dope on the planet.

Plus, for political reasons? We have accusations that the Attorney General POLLUTED the entire system for political reasons, and it's political motivation to uncover the truth? Although a whole bunch of Republicans are siding with these investigations?

A dope. That's all this guy was, is or will ever be remembered as being. And this country has a lot to be embarrassed about for putting him at the helm. (Well, not ME anyway.)

You can spin Nixon and Reagan, but you can't spin HIM.

[Sam I am]

Well, Ira, I have to agree that George is not the best speaker in the world (watch the "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" segment on Dave Letterman for some good laughs)!
When comparing him to Bill Clinton, I think of the old Leave it to Beaver TV show. Bush is like Beaver - a basically good, well-intentioned kid who just gets in over his head. Clinton is more like Eddie Haskell.
As to how they will be remembered, you might be right about Bush, but I think Clinton will be remembered as a stain (you know what kind!) on the fabric of the presidency.
I really hope the next president will be better than either of the last two, and I'm betting that you might even agree with me on that point!

[Podunkfla]

The thing about these morphing programs...the computer skills to do this...is that you can basically turn anyone into anyone.

But in this case, it just works so perfectly that you hardly even have to morph it.

What morphing program???