by Mike C. » Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:26 pm
Boy, the way this thread has slipped off topic, I think the board may have a bubble oil leakage problem. Mike, you better get maintenance on that.
Anyway, after much consultation with the B.O.S.S.U.S. people, we have decided the thing to do is a Telethon, to raise money for the children.
The way it was described to me, we would have a set with 5 or 6 children standing in the background, leaning right and left. Then the host, ME, would bring little Johnny out. Johnny would be ramrod straight walking a straight line. The conversation would go as follows:
ME : " Well Johnny, it looks like the treatment was successful. "
Johnny: " Yes sir, those B.O.S.S.U.S. folks really know their stuff. I used to be like these other children, unlevel-headed, until I took their cure.
ME: " Tell the audience Johnny, what did they do?"
Johnny: " Well first they checked my oil level and brought it up to full capacity, and the they used the bubble clarifier to reconstitute my bubble.
I am now level headed."
ME: " Well Johnny that is great. "( applause from audience ) " It just goes to show you what B.O.S.S.U.S. can do."
And so to close, please give to help children like Johnny.
And remember, if you want children to be level headed, B.O.S.S.U.S.
Thank you for your concern.
Uncle M ( Mike )
Would you want to confuse people. 
Jim you just have to look at the bottom of the post. Mine is clearly mine. 
