I laughed at the bar stool remark and her come back...

The last word will inevitably come from she who must be obeyed me thinks?
Now as far as your massive lawn goes.... That seems like self flagellation
to me. Acres of lawn to do in a short summer is abuse if you ask me.
Averaging two times a week can cost in more ways than one. Not to
mention your life's pleasure of enjoying the summer in the Bigwoods of the Far-Nort.
To view a beautiful lawn may be a joy... but ask Mrs Bigwoods if she would

want her summer strapped to the lawn mower while you go to Neiman
Marcus to eat bonbons and bask in the view of summer from air-conditioning?
Going to the bomb shelter now ... incoming fur sure if you actually ask her that question.
I have my mattress very comfy with a feather topper as well. On my Utah
trip I got the bed wet and well I had to put the mattress in my rear window
in the Utah sun and it dried out but getting feathers wet can be an issue to be sure.