Global Warming Hah!...this is much more alarming!!!!

[doug hodder]

I was watching a science program on TVLD channel last night, and it seems that some Good Ole Boys have come up with an anti-gravity device for a car.

From what I understand, they never mean any harm, but they've apparently been in trouble with the law since the day they were born. They're just makin' their way the only way they know how, but I guess that's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

This photo shows them using their anti-gravity device to outsmart some police officers.

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I saw that same program...one of the unfortunate drawbacks to their vehicle is that when it becomes airborn the horn blows "Dixie" and alarms even the most dull witted law officer, alerting them to their location...Cooter is working on this issue....Doug

[reiltear]

Doug, I thought your woodworking skills were amazing. Now I learn you are a physicist too?

May I add that Jameson has gravity. Just learned it from a recent commercial. I know they are always true.

I need help with my K9(not my tooth, thank you). The 18lb Kujo has a big problem obeying the law of gravity. Should I tie a 50lb sandbag to her? Do you think it might help? Or should hook her up to a vermologer and program it so that hair grows out of her butt instead of mine?

Thanks in advance for your help!

Ilya

PS I sacrificed myself in a scientific experiment which was inspired by the Ted Kennedy and empty bottles discussion. I tried some Jameson and it is true - the more you have, the heavier things get...

[nubwon]

A couple of years ago we visited with friends in Oklahoma. Now that I think about it, they must have gravity storms there. While there, some of the people were riding horses. One of the horses jumped a little bit, and the guy riding it evidently got caught up in one of these gravity storms. Thats right....straight to the ground he went. He was raised up riding horses so I know he didn't fall off, so these storms must ride about 7-10 feet above the ground also. (an upper level gravity storm). He did make a comment about not bouncing as good as he use to. Now we know, its just the increased gravitational pull.
So julie and all you others in that part of the country beware!!!!

[Kurt (Indiana)]

The Moose have to go. This along with cows and Boston Baked Beans.

The Methane is causing a concern with Global Warming. Sounds (and smells) like more hot air.

Hekki, I hope the moose in Finland don't get mixed up in this.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zei ... 45,00.html

[Kurt (Indiana)]

A couple of years ago we visited with friends in Oklahoma. Now that I think about it, they must have gravity storms there. While there, some of the people were riding horses. One of the horses jumped a little bit, and the guy riding it evidently got caught up in one of these gravity storms. Thats right....straight to the ground he went. He was raised up riding horses so I know he didn't fall off, so these storms must ride about 7-10 feet above the ground also. (an upper level gravity storm). He did make a comment about not bouncing as good as he use to. Now we know, its just the increased gravitational pull.
So julie and all you others in that part of the country beware!!!!

Do you suppose the Government will impose a "Gravity Tax" on overweight people. After all they are consuming more gravity that lighter weight people.

[caseydog]

Do you suppose the Government will impose a "Gravity Tax" on overweight people. After all they are consuming more gravity that lighter weight people.

That may just be the incentive I need to go on a diet.

CD

[Miriam C.]

Do you suppose the Government will impose a "Gravity Tax" on overweight people. After all they are consuming more gravity that lighter weight people.

That may just be the incentive I need to go on a diet.

CD

I think over-weight people absorb more gravity thus decreasing the increased gravitational pull on the rest of the world. We are doing a service and should be paid not taxed.

[sdtripper2]

not this thread again ~

[Bobgorilla]

I have absolute proof that gravity is increasing, I still wear the same size pants and the scale in the doctor's office claims I've gained 80 pounds in 7 years that just not possible unless gravity has changed or the garment industry is in on it. That's an interesting idea, the garment industry is behind the whole thing trying to get us to buy new clothes, its a conspiracy

[Juneaudave]

:thinking: I have absolute proof that gravity is increasing, I still wear the same size pants and the scale in the doctor's office claims I've gained 80 pounds in 7 years that just not possible unless gravity has changed or the garment industry is in on it. That's an interesting idea, the garment industry is behind the whole thing trying to get us to buy new clothes, its a conspiracy

This phenomina has to do "belt aging" and a weakening the gravitational pull on the male belt. During the formative years the belt is very heavy which results in the belt hanging below the buttocks. You see this most commonly on teen boys in the mall or the street corner. As we grow older, the gravitational pull on the belt weakens and the belt rises up the waist till at some point the belt levitates to a point somewhere between the belly button and the pectorials. It is at this stage of "belt aging" that most males move to polyester pants with the expandable waist bands.

[Bobgorilla]

:thinking: I have absolute proof that gravity is increasing, I still wear the same size pants and the scale in the doctor's office claims I've gained 80 pounds in 7 years that just not possible unless gravity has changed or the garment industry is in on it. That's an interesting idea, the garment industry is behind the whole thing trying to get us to buy new clothes, its a conspiracy

This phenomina has to do "belt aging" and a weakening the gravitational pull on the male belt. During the formative years the belt is very heavy which results in the belt hanging below the buttocks. You see this most commonly on teen boys in the mall or the street corner. As we grow older, the gravitational pull on the belt weakens and the belt rises up the waist till at some point the belt levitates to a point somewhere between the belly button and the pectorials. It is at this stage of "belt aging" that most males move to polyester pants with the expandable waist bands.

That may be possible but I'm talking about blue jeans (I don't have any other pants that old)

[Kurt (Indiana)]

You are right, it has to be some super natural thing that is stretching my belt. Gravity has been doing wierd things to me for several years.

I had to ajust my scales at home so that I'm not shocked when I weigh in at the Doctor's office.

It's also a lot harder to get up from a chair or out from under the teardrop.

Weird Science

[Kurt (Indiana)]

I think over-weight people absorb more gravity thus decreasing the increased gravitational pull on the rest of the world. We are doing a service and should be paid not taxed.

This isn't going to move us out of orbit is it? Maybe the pole shift is just due to the weight of people on certain parts of the earth.

I know the average weight at Walmart is higher than Sears.