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Postby jay » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:25 am

replace "britanny" with "madonna" and the thread reads the same only 15 years later.

except Madonna is retired. i have to go to work now.
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Postby Bill Fernandez » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:34 pm

Ira wrote:Ladies and gentleman--she's a celebrity. And fat and ugly doesn't cut it for that.

Women's liberation aside, here's the reality:

You don't sell records and attract attention by looking like the fat checkout girl at the grocery store. REGARDLESS how the dress manufacturers number the dresses.

I like her just the way she is!!!!
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Postby asianflava » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:01 pm

jay wrote:replace "britanny" with "madonna" and the thread reads the same only 15 years later.

except Madonna is retired. i have to go to work now.


True, but more like 20 years later. Actually Madonna is coming out with a new CD in the next month or so.
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Postby Roly Nelson » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:13 pm

When Dr Phil gets ahold of Brittney, he'll help straighten her out. I just heard the terrorists don't want her over in their country, they claim she is a bad influence on their young girls, and they would plan to "eliminate" her.

I'm sure glad she isn't my daughter, I would want my grandkids to be raised by a mother that really cares for their safety and welfare. I understand that she monthly earnings are about $700,000, can that be right? No wonder ol' K-Fed wants a bigger cut of the pie.

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Postby SteveH » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:21 pm

Darn!!! I clicked on this thread to see the pictures. :lol:
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Postby Podunkfla » Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:23 am

Hmmm... Madonna is how old... sneaking up on 50? ...and she still isn't fat? ...and I think she can actually sing without lip-synching? ...and she is still popular after all these years? There is no comparison...

Britany... It was never about the music — Spears’ career built up on sex appeal. Her target audience was (is?) prepubescent teeny boppers at best... So now she is lookin a bit frumpy and kinda pudgy at 25 and is prolly about done career wise. It is the risk you take when you base your career on something a fleeting as your youthful sexy persona... In an industry that is always looking for that fresh new young thing anyway. About the only thing she is popular for now is the series of amazingly stupid stunts she has done in front of the paparazzi to remain in the headlines. I'm afraid she is headed in a direction that can only end in self destruction? I hope not... but that is how it looks to me. :o

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Postby Mark72 » Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:20 am

I agree with you Brick. Her career is winding down because she is outgrowing her fan group.All the trouble surrounding her is the result of what I see to be the equvilent of a small child acting out in an effort to get their way. Properly raised children Know that is not the way. Grow up Britt!

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Postby ob1canola » Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:10 pm

I don't watch this tabloid trash stuff.I don't find it very stimulating.
It's all publicity ..most of it probably staged just to get free airtime.
Yea she's pretty but so is my wife.If you can't handle the f(L)ame
get out of the light. This lip service just furthers her cause.
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Postby Airspeed » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:45 pm

Britney Spears like most popular "singers" today has NO talent and has to use sex to sell. If there was no MTV she would be nowhere.
It's so unfortunate that talented people get no attention unless they sing about sex or look sexy. Rap for instance is truly garbage but popular to younger people because all they "sing" (if that's what you call it) about is sex,getting drunk or killing cops. It makes me sick when I hear that crap.
I cant believe these grown "men" make "songs" like that, and young people idolize them, they want to be like them and the more crimes these rappers have committed the more they like them.
As for Britney Spears and people giving her a hard time about her weight, too bad! She is a millionaire with NO talent, If she doesn't want to hear people make fun of her then she should get out of the business. She put herself in the public eye and she is rich for it. I couldnt care less about her, She has absolutely no talent, sings silly little teeny bopper songs with no redeeming quality. She certainly is not an "artist" I dont care about any of these low class losers, except to make fun of them! They are not special people who deserve my attention.( Crap I just gave her my attention) I'm gonna go listen to some Allman Brothers now, That will make me feel better!
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Postby 57plymouth » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:51 pm

Tell you what, I AM as hot as Brittany! :D Don't believe me, check it out:

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Postby Airspeed » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:55 pm

You are even hotter than Britney and I'm not even gay!
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Postby Toolie » Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:10 pm

57,
I'd jump over 3 Brittany's just to take a bite of your cheeseburger! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jasoncpg » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:55 am

Toolie wrote:57,
I'd jump over 3 Brittany's just to take a bite of your cheeseburger! :lol: :lol: :lol:



well you got me :lol: :lol: :lol:
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