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Postby cguardsman » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:51 pm

you must of grabbed your wifes fortune cookie :lol:
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Postby sledge » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:35 pm

:lol: I Hope you left a BIG TIP ! :lol:
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Postby Pdbeta » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:26 pm

Surrounded as it were by "take out Chinese" restaurants here in the Pensulia City I clicked onto your link :o

I simply lost all my cookies! :applause: :applause: :applause:
Outstanding :thumbsup:
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Postby Bobgorilla » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:43 pm

:lol: Went out with my Dad last night, he got "Next time, order the shrimp" :lol: :lol:
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Postby HossHoffer » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:39 pm

I got one that said, "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"
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Postby Podunkfla » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:31 am

This is insane... :?

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Postby Kevin A » Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:06 pm

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Postby deputydogrick » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:16 am

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Postby Lesbest » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:31 pm

Fortune cookies are an American thing-- in China they don't know what they are.

If you do any Confusis says......a Chinese person won't get it. No Confusis in China and the Chinese have no sense of humor.

The LAST time I ate Chinese food,(Gen. Tao's chicken-he didn't exist either) I got food poisoning. Ididn't know what a wonderful defense system our body has for rotton food in your belly. GET OUT< GET OUT, GET OUT.

What doesn't come up---comes out. Don't sneeze, or blow your nose.

That was not a fortune cookie--it was heaving cookies.

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Postby Gage » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:12 am

Boy, I can't believe how many mis-understood my post. Oh wait a minute, yes I can. I could care less about the history of the Fortune cookie or where they came/come from. For those who didn't understand the posting. It was about me and the way I post. And so what if it's not Chinese, I like them. They were probably created in China Town, San Francisco, CA. :thinking:
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Postby ARKPAT » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:38 am


Gage.........
Maybe we should spike them and then export them to China so they can copy them and export them back to the states and make a bunch of money.......


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Don't paint them or insert corn products in them. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Gage you are like Rodney Dangerfield; you just get no respect and mis-understood.


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Postby Gage » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:57 am

ARKPAT wrote: <snip>
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Gage you are like Rodney Dangerfield; you just get no respect and mis-understood.
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