by Muggnz » Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:56 am
This arrived @ work. I thought it might be of interest to some of the dentists amongst us
A Scotsman by the name of Duncan phones a dentist to inquire about the
cost for a tooth extraction.
'$85 for an extraction, sir' the dentist replied.
'$85!!! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?'
'That's the normal charge,' said the dentist.
'Whit about if ye didnae use any anesthetic?'
'That's unusual,sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off.
'Whit about if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without
an anesthetic?'
'I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the
price could drop to $40'.
'How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?'
'It'll be good for the students', mulled the dentist. 'and it's going
to be very traumatic, but I'll charge you 5.'
'Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal,' said the Scotsman. 'Can ye
confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?'