1. You pull up in your own
driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you
carry in the groceries.
2. You haven't played solitaire
with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone
numbers to reach your family of
three.
4. You e-mail the person who
works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying
in touch with friends and family
is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.
6. You accidentally enter your
password on the
microwave.
7. Every commercial on
television has a web site at the
bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without
your cell phone, which you didn't
have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) y ears of
your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning
and go on line before getting
your coffee.
11. You're reading this and
nodding and laughing.
12. Even worse, you know exactly
to whom you are going to
forward this message.
13. You are too busy to notice
there was no #9 on this list.
14. You actually scrolled back
up to check that there wasn't a
#9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at
yourself.
And Yes, I was laughing and I did scroll back to see that
there wasn't a #9