good camping advice

[MSG Hall]

[kirkman]

Mannnnnnnnnnn...That just not right....LOL....... ...Sounds like the saying I heard a while back if you are hiking in bear country always go with some one you can out run . So the bear get them instead of you..

[Mike C.]

Just not right. Politically incorrect. Funny. But wrong.......just wrong.

[oklahomajewel]

IF you are confronted by a black bear, you should walk away slowly and backwards,.
IF you are confronted by a brown bear, lay down and play dead.

If you are confronted by a white polar bear , offer him a DIET COKE !!!!

[tddriver]

Heard the same deal about "buddy diving". Always dive with a buddy in shark infested waters. If a shark shows too much interest.....poke your buddy with your diving knife and swim like crazy.

[diverguy]

if you encounter wife while cheating, back away from wife slowly, offer the other woman as sacrifice...............

[toypusher]

if you encounter wife while cheating, back away from wife slowly, offer the other woman as sacrifice...............