An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das
wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin esheissen.' (Which means, 'Don't
drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.')
The kneeling man shouts back, 'I'm Muslim, I don't understand you. I
speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of
Islam, infidel, speak in English.'
The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
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by tonyj » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:37 pm
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine, it
is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.'
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine, it
is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.'
Still graced with two eyes and ten fingers (due in no small part to luck!).
Just when you think a problem is solved, an uglier result replaces it.
tony
Just when you think a problem is solved, an uglier result replaces it.
tony
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