Teardrops n Tiny Travel Trailers

by **mikeschn** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:45 pm

I like that one Lisa!

swissarmygirl wrote:I saw one outside a muffler shop that said, "Our work is exhausting"

by **Joseph** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:59 pm

With apologies to Bob Dylan...

How many roads
must a man walk down
before he asks for directions?

Joseph

by **Ivar the Red** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:14 pm

tupelosue wrote:If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people???

That's why everyone at my job is so happy. :lol:

Sign above a bar I once worked in...

Tipping is not a city in China.

by **looped** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:56 am

okay i am really on a doug stanhope kick,

"It was either Confucius or me who said 'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious tail end violation at airport security.'"

by **WarPony** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:31 am

Nothing like alcohol to chase away the blues.
Homer Simpson

:lol:

Jeff

by **FireLion** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:19 am

Shoe repair shop. "Time wounds all heels". :lol:

by **Joseph** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:53 am

looped wrote:"It was either Confucius or me who said 'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious tail end violation at airport security.'"

That reminded me of this one:

Joseph

by **Mike B** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:44 am

Sign in Franklin's Hoagies, Coeur d'Alene, ID:

"This is not Burger King. You get it my way, or you don't get it."

Mike
Hayden Lake, ID

by **rosegal** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:27 am

Hey Buddy,

It's really a good thread for Funny lines

"Meditate. Live purely. Be quiet. Do your work with mastery. Like the moon, come out from behind the clouds! Shine."

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Fun with Tila Tequila Video Ringtone while your phone is ringing

by **Joe G** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:01 am

(on a septic truck) "Our flush beats your full house"

by **stivesen** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:02 am

Hi,

One more funny quote is here.

"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. "

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Stivesen
Step into the light with online music.

by **PanelDeland** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:30 pm

I saw a T-shirt in one of the big box hardware/lumber store a while back.

Chappaqidick

You may have to be a bit long in the tooth to get it and I realize it may be somewhat political but is presented purely in the spirit of this thread

by **Joe G** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:26 pm

"There is no limit to the amount of work a man can do...when he's supposed to be doing something else."
- unknown

by **mooseisloose57** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:45 pm

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

by **planovet** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:58 am

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