Let's tell some OLD jokes.

[fastED]

Let's tell some jokes that you can remember from when you were a kid. Even better, can you remember a joke that your parents told you? Extra points for details about the joke(s).
Here's one from Grade school-
Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't swim? HE SANK TO THE BOTTOM, AND RAN LIKE HE//. (Had to tell it with the "H" word- that was half the fun when we were just eleven...........)

[Boodro]

Do you know why gorillas have such big nostrils?????






They have big fat fingers!!!

[angib]

Q: How come, contrary to what Sod's Law says, dropped toast occasionally lands on the floor butter side up?

A: You buttered the wrong side of the toast.

40 years on, that still strikes me as a really clever joke.

Andrew

[Jiminsav]

why do elephants wear red sneakers?


to hide in cherry trees.


ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?


see how good it works.

[Mike C.]

Do you know why ducks have flat feet ?


To stamp out forest fires.


Do you know why bears have flat feet ?


From stamping out flaming ducks.

[toypusher]

So, this lady opens the refrigerator and there is a rabbit in there.

She says "What are you doing in my refrigerator?"

Rabbit says "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

She says "Yes"

The Rabbit then says "Well, I'm just westing!"

[Larry & Jill]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You neak up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.

[toypusher]

How to catch an elephant

Go out in the woods and dig a big hole.

Fill the hole with ashes.

Then when an elephant comes along,

Kick him in the ashe hole!!

[Kurt (Indiana)]

If you're eaten by an elephant the only way to get out is to run around 'till you get "pooped" out.

[Myke]

Me: I got a knock knock joke that you start.
Them: Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Them(9 out of 10 times)????




What do you call a dog that fell in the fire?
Hot Dog


Did you here about the ram that ran off the cliff?
He missed the ewe turn.

[rxc463]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"

[bobhenry]

Years ago Wally Dryer the owner and Pharmasist for the little drug store I worked at as a soda jerk told this bomb. It was so bad it has cluttered my mind for 45 plus years.

What would the united states be if everyone drove a pink car.

1.

2.

3.

wait

wait

here it comes ~~~~~~


A pink car nation !

[Kurt (Indiana)]

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

[Steve_Cox]

Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the hamburger machine?

He got a little behind in his work.

[toypusher]

Did you hear about the constipated account?

He worked it out with a pencil!!