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Postby dakotamouse » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:25 pm

Got this in my email today from a Miss Mery Bugiba.....


Hello,
it give me a great pleassure to write you i was browsing when i came across your email contact and something touched me to contact you ,i will be very happy to be in communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other and see what happened in future.
i will be very happy if you can write me so that i will tell you more about my self and give you my pictures for a good start.
i will be waiting to hear from you.
have a blessed day.
from Miss mery


This little evil streak in me is tempted to respond. :lol:

Dear Miss Mery!

What a coincidence that you wrote today! I was feeling sort of down and your email perked me up! I spent the last month in solitary confinement and today I was allowed back in my regular cell. Sheesh, the warden can be so humorless. I really don't think calling him a "fat Oprah Winfrey look-alike," warranted a full month in solitary.

Oh, well such is life. How are things with you? I am so craving a cigarette. Since I was in solitary I couldn't work in the laundry so I haven't got any cigarette money. You wouldn't mind lending me a few bucks would you? I should be able to pay you back in a few weeks. I can pick up a few extra bucks by working in the license plate division.

Oh, gotta go. The cell block is going on lockdown. Guess they must have found that homemade knife under my roommates bunk. It's not actually hers....I was just keeping it there. Couldn't risk another solitary stint.

By for now, I'll try to come up with some pictures next time. Please send me some of you. I hope you don't mind if I share them with the rest of the girls? We all get so lonely.

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Postby Spotman » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:41 pm

:twisted: Go for it..I dare you. 8)
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Postby greg755 » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:19 pm

Dear Mery,

I have been looking for...

Oh never mind it would be just to rude...

If you reply to her you may get your system infected with a virus or worm, I suggest that you just block her on you email address....
"It is a cruel thought, that, when we feel ourselves standing on the firmest ground in every respect, the cursed arts of our secret enemies, combining with other causes, should effect, by depreciating our money, what the open arms of a powerful enemy could not." --Thomas Jefferson to Richard Henry Lee, 1779. ME 4:298, Papers 2:298
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Postby dakotamouse » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:30 pm

greg755 wrote:Dear Mery,

I have been looking for...

Oh never mind it would be just to rude...

If you reply to her you may get your system infected with a virus or worm, I suggest that you just block her on you email address....


I know....but it is fun to daydream!
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Postby greg755 » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:43 pm

yes it would be.

I do this to bogus telemarketers all the time, I either get them really excited by playing along ( like giving them fake banking info) or I get them really freaked out buy asking them strange questions, I'll leave that up to your imagination...

One time I pretended to be a police officer at a crime scene and asked the telemarketer what association did he have with the homicide victim (me) and where was he between the hours of 4pm and 7pm today...

You know when they cant even get your name right they are up to something.
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Postby dakotamouse » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:35 am

Sheesh! I'm really getting to be a popular gal! Got this today in my email.....

Hello Dearrest one!
Hello dear one,How are you doing in life, I Want to introduce my self to you before i could go further, I am a lady Thelma by name From the Continent of africa but presently in Senegal Dakar i came accross your profile which really sound so interesting of you so i decided to drop a note to let you know that i am intrested in you for friendship that may lead to serious relationship . Please if you are interested i will like you to email me back at my email address so that i can send you my photos and tell you more about myself. ([email protected]) This is my email i am waiting to get a reply
from you.Thelma
THANKS.

At least this gal knows a bit about punctuation!
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Postby BillandMarijo » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:00 pm

Mary,
Thats great. Do It. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby angib » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:13 pm

dakotamouse wrote:....presently in Senegal Dakar....([email protected])

Now don't you go getting all excited about having a friend in Senegal - the country code on their email address says Thailand, so they could be a Thai just pretending to be Senegalese.

Nobody would play a low trick like that, I hear you say. Well, I'm sorry to say that sometimes they do.

But yes, there is a Santa Claus, in case you thought the whole world was falling apart...... :roll:

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Postby rainjer » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:42 pm

Get youself a gmail account & respond from that address. Then you are not sending it from your own computer. :twisted:

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Postby Nitetimes » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:58 pm

If you really want to have some fun with them and you want to learn all the tricks of the trade I would suggest this site. That's what most of these people do for entertainment.

http://www.419eater.com

Considered it myself a few times, just don't have the time to keep up with it. :thinking:
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Postby S. Heisley » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:57 pm

:o I'm surprised you even open the mail you get from strangers. Just opening an email from someone you don't know can give your PC a virus. Not only that but also, these people share email addresses of those who have opened their "fish hook". There's no telling how many sales and evil email lists you'll end up on.

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Postby greg755 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:55 pm

How come only women are contacting you???
:thinking:
What kind of "popular gal" are you??? :R

Just teasing....
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Postby dakotamouse » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:30 pm

greg755 wrote:How come only women are contacting you???
:thinking:
What kind of "popular gal" are you??? :R

Just teasing....


That's what has me mystified! :? Do they know something about me I don't? Some sort of repressed tendency? :thinking:

Boy is my husband going to be surprised after 28 years of marriage! :lol:
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Postby dakotamouse » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:32 pm

S. Heisley wrote::o I'm surprised you even open the mail you get from strangers. Just opening an email from someone you don't know can give your PC a virus. Not only that but also, these people share email addresses of those who have opened their "fish hook". There's no telling how many sales and evil email lists you'll end up on.

Oh, Boy......


I do open some mail from strangers but never attachments. I feel fairly confident with my virus protection system from McAffee.
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Postby dakotamouse » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:32 pm

Nitetimes wrote:If you really want to have some fun with them and you want to learn all the tricks of the trade I would suggest this site. That's what most of these people do for entertainment.

http://www.419eater.com

Considered it myself a few times, just don't have the time to keep up with it. :thinking:


After I finish cooking supper I'll have to have a good look at this site. I'd like a little revenge! :twisted:
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