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by **doug hodder** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:29 am

Please kill all pork products...or mail them to me, pack in dry ice...I'll eat it! I'm immune. Rich...it's a 9mm! Doug

by **Miriam C.** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:41 am

We had a younger member of our family want to throw out all the bacon and sausage. She just didn't know better............

by **doug hodder** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:47 am

That's a shame Miriam....but please note, that the extra thick sliced, hickory smoked pepper bacon is especially contagious....It must be kept frozen at all times...pack it in dry ice, send to me...I'll dispense of it in a proper manor as prescribed by the State of Calif! :twisted:

Doug

by **Miriam C.** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:51 am

doug hodder wrote:That's a shame Miriam....but please note, that the extra thick sliced, hickory smoked pepper bacon is especially contagious....It must be kept frozen at all times...pack it in dry ice, send to me...I'll dispense of it in a proper manor as prescribed by the State of Calif! Doug

Now that is mighty kind of you Doug. I am afraid we took care of it as I found some bread size tomatoes that were great. Now I know in CA you don't have a problem getting vine ripe tomatoes but this time of year we do. Now don't panic, the acid in the tomatoes will kill any sign of swine flu............

by **doug hodder** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:54 am

Miriam C. wrote:Now that is mighty kind of you Doug.

Just trying to help others out ....that's what we are all here for. Doug

by **madjack** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:59 am

...I ain't a'skeered of no swines...I'm with Doug...EAT MORE BACON

..........
madjack

p.s. sausage/chops/ham/butts/hocks/chitlins/etc are all pretty darn good as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MJ

by **Alan Wood** » Mon May 11, 2009 6:16 am

Doug
I gotta real important question for you.
Do you think a 44 magnum carbine or a 8mm mauser rifle would work better in this application. :thinking:

by **High Desert** » Mon May 11, 2009 7:43 am

doug hodder wrote:Please kill all pork products...or mail them to me, pack in dry ice...I'll eat it! I'm immune. Rich...it's a 9mm! Doug

sorry Doug, nothin' left to send...I threw myself on the bacon & sausage grenade yesterday at breakfast in selfless protection of others

by **Nitetimes** » Mon May 11, 2009 8:18 am

I'm doing my part to help safeguard society....I cooked up a pound of bacon and some pancakes last night and covered the whole mess with real maple surple!!! Maple syrup and bacon will cure anything!!! :thumbsup:

by **tonyj** » Mon May 11, 2009 9:09 am

Doug, your generosity and willingness to put yourself in harm's way is truly a testament to your character. Thank you for your sacrifice for all of us.

by **planovet** » Mon May 11, 2009 10:26 am

Well Doug, sounds like you aren't the only one taking up this cause.

by **chorizon** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:48 am

You folks look like you'd appreciate the following:
http://www.royalbaconsociety.com

Check out the BA-K-47, it looks menacing as well as delicious!

by **caseydog** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:56 am

Guns don't kill bacon, people do.

CD

by **High Desert** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:15 pm

to paraphrase planovet from the beltsander racing thread; Bacon not Bombs :lol:

by **caseydog** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:37 pm

chorizon wrote:You folks look like you'd appreciate the following:
http://www.royalbaconsociety.com

Check out the BA-K-47, it looks menacing as well as delicious!

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