How I learned to mind my own business...

[Dixie Flyer]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on.....

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

[Miriam C.]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on.....

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

I needed that!

[Fenlason]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on.....

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

[caseydog]

Are you making fun of the emotionally challenged?

Oh, wait, it was you that got poked in the eye. I guess that's okay.

CD

[Steve_Cox]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on.....

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

[sdtripper2]

[teardrop_focus]

Dixie Flyer

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on.....

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

[Arne]

way back, when cigarette smoking was being eliminated, food stores/super markets were the first to ban smoking..

I was walking down the isle and saw a fellow smoking a cig... I approached him and told him "I don't think smoking is allowed in the store".

He remarked: "why don't you mind your own f..king business".....

I must admit, I was a bit taken aback.... but didn't take his advice.... but I'm learning.... sometimes it isn't worth the effort to try to straighten the world out.

[teardrop_focus]

Arne

I approached him and told him "I don't think smoking is allowed in the store".

He remarked: "why don't you mind your own f..king business".....

I must admit, I was a bit taken aback....

My good man, while this is a thread started solely upon a good joke and not necessarily one about minding one's own business, the issue behind your encounter was indeed your business and your man with a piece of brain lodged somewhere in his skull might have been informed of that fact.