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Postby bledsoe3 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:57 pm

I put both sheets in the pillow case and stick them in the linen closet. I don't even notice the wrinkles when the blankets are on.
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Postby Micro469 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:40 pm

When the lights are off, you don't notice any wrinkles...... :R
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Postby Geron » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:16 am

bledsoe3 wrote:I put both sheets in the pillow case and stick them in the linen closet. I don't even notice the wrinkles when the blankets are on.


Geez! You mean you don't IRON your sheets???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ivar the Red » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:25 am

Fold a sheet.........madness. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby steve smoot » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:59 am

wrinkles??? heck, at my age I got more wrinkles than the sheets anyways... :lol:
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Postby mandy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:32 pm

Geron wrote:
bledsoe3 wrote:I put both sheets in the pillow case and stick them in the linen closet. I don't even notice the wrinkles when the blankets are on.


Geez! You mean you don't IRON your sheets???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I wonder if they iron the sheet out of it? ;) :lol:
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Postby robfisher » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:09 am

Why does it take 2 minutes and 13 seconds to show me how to fold a T-shirt in 2 seconds?

Sounds a little like saying "For every 15 minutes of exercise you do you will increase your life by 15 minutes." Why bother!
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Postby martha24 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:00 am

When it comes to folding clothes in my household, I'm quicker but David does a much better job than I do for the simple fact that he was military trained and they trained him well. :thumbsup: He always folds all his own clothes (and sometimes all of the laundry) and always uses a flat surface.
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Postby PanelDeland » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:37 pm

I thought a "fitted" sheet was when it's wrinkles fit mine! ;)
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Postby S. Heisley » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:57 pm

Fold sheets? I take the sheets out of the dryer and put 'em back on the bed! :lol:
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Postby Steve_Cox » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:06 am

Micro469 wrote:When the lights are off, you don't notice any wrinkles...... :R


John,

Comments like this could get you into trouble between the sheets 8)
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Postby hotrod » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:11 am

is it just me or do other guys struggle with opening garbage bags? The wife can have one off the roll, opened and fluffed up in milliseconds and Im STILL looking for the open end. She usually looses it and hands a fresh one to me when Im changing the garbage.. lolol
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Garbage Bags

Postby john curtis » Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:35 am

I take one out of the box ,give it to the girl friend to open ,then she gives it back shaking her hrad at me. :roll:
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Re: Garbage Bags

Postby hotrod » Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:38 am

john curtis wrote:I take one out of the box ,give it to the girl friend to open ,then she gives it back shaking her hrad at me. :roll:

ya! like that! lololol :thumbsup:
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Postby S. Heisley » Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:21 pm

hotrod wrote:
is it just me or do other guys struggle with opening garbage bags? The wife can have one off the roll, opened and fluffed up in milliseconds and Im STILL looking for the open end. She usually looses it and hands a fresh one to me when Im changing the garbage.. lolol


I'm not certain if this explanation will make sense without seeing it being done. The trick is to have moist fingers and rub the plastic sides loose from each other. Women tend to put lotion on their hands so probably don't even realize why men sometimes have problems with this. Also, many plastic bags have a seam that you can see across the bottom; so, the opposite end is the end that opens. :thumbsup:
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