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Postby steve smoot » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:09 pm

Micro469 wrote:When the lights are off, you don't notice any wrinkles...... :R


OH, OK...there for a minute, I didn't know what you were talking about, yea..sheets... :twisted:
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Postby Geron » Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:29 pm

Hey, I washed sheets today ... 'specting company tuesday . . And I folded a fitted sheet per YouTube instructions and . . . It worked . . . Kinda . . . sorta.

Then I unfolded it and put is on the bed :roll:
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Postby Geron » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:59 am

OK now that I can fold a fitted sheet,

How do you women tell the right sock from the left one????

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Postby Aaron Coffee » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:45 pm

It's easy to tell a left from a right sock, put the right one on and the other one is left. :lol: With mine the right one has a hole from my right big toe and the left has a hole from my left big toe, when the hole becomes big enough that my toe sticks completely out, then the right becomes a left and the left becomes a right.
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Postby S. Heisley » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:39 pm

Geron wrote:
How do you women tell the right sock from the left one????


I thought about that one and was, at first, stumped! I was about to write that I must be a man when I thought of a situation where there would be a distinct difference. :thinking:

If the socks had a stripe or print on the outside only, such as a picture of Santa Claus or of the Easter Bunny, you would want that print on the outside of the ankle, not the inside. Or, if there was a distinct difference in the print or weaving/stitching detail from outside to inside, you would want the design detail coordinated with the most important detail on the outside. Other than that, who cares?! :D
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Postby Miriam C. » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:19 pm

S. Heisley wrote:Geron wrote:
How do you women tell the right sock from the left one????


I thought about that one and was, at first, stumped! I was about to write that I must be a man when I thought of a situation where there would be a distinct difference. :thinking:

If the socks had a stripe or print on the outside only, such as a picture of Santa Claus or of the Easter Bunny, you would want that print on the outside of the ankle, not the inside. Or, if there was a distinct difference in the print or weaving/stitching detail from outside to inside, you would want the design detail coordinated with the most important detail on the outside. Other than that, who cares?! :D


:D :lol: And if the sock has print on it the print goes to the inside arch area... .....
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Postby ParTaxer » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:33 am

Ok, I'm going to flip this discussion. What a man can do that a woman can't. Find their keys! What is it? Is it pockets that men have or what? Now, ladies be kind, I mean no offense.
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Postby hotrod » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:49 pm

ParTaxer wrote:Ok, I'm going to flip this discussion. What a man can do that a woman can't. Find their keys! What is it? Is it pockets that men have or what? Now, ladies be kind, I mean no offense.

ahhh, 43 years of being around girls has taught me to not touch this one.. :D
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Postby S. Heisley » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:24 pm

I'll try. I think there may be a couple things.

One big thing is distractions. Sometimes I get so busy and distracted that I set down my keys or glasses without ever realizing it.

Another thing can be little kids. They love shiny keys and will pick them up and play with them and then put them down someplace else. Or, a teenager may borrow the car and return the keys, setting them down somewhere unexpected.

Some women still carry purses and sometimes the keys get lost inside.
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Postby jeep_bluetj » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:42 pm

Well... quite frankly the obvious correlative for what guys can do that the gals can't is.......pee standing up.


But the thread about that in the Lady Teardrop forum sent that myth to rest.

Guess there's nothing guy's can do that the gals can't do. :)


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Postby Geron » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:15 am

jeep_bluetj wrote:Guess there's nothing guy's can do that the gals can't do. :)


To be safe, prolly better add to that "and better" ;) 8)
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Postby Miriam C. » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:48 am

:o :lol: Learned that lesson early when sleep deprivation caused me to leave my purse on a London train. Got lucky and had my passport in my pocket....................

Been carrying my wallet and keys in my pockets from then on. I don't buy clothes without pockets (deep pockets). :thinking: Well some dresses but they are the exception.

Personally I think it is nice that girls and boys can be different and can assist each other........... ;)
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Postby Lesbest » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:40 am

Iron sheets!!!???? Don't any of you still use a Mangle? It does the best job of sheets, and long sleeve shirts with starchy collars.

Have one --don't use it--will soon use guts to make a campfire rotisserie!

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Postby Oasis Maker » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:09 pm

jeep_bluetj wrote:Well... quite frankly the obvious correlative for what guys can do that the gals can't is.......pee standing up.


But the thread about that in the Lady Teardrop forum sent that myth to rest.

Guess there's nothing guy's can do that the gals can't do. :)


(And that's OK with me... humor excluded)

Geron wrote:
jeep_bluetj wrote:Guess there's nothing guy's can do that the gals can't do. :)


To be safe, prolly better add to that "and better" ;) 8)


No... I have to disagree with you on this. There is a certain form of calligraphy in the snow that can only be done with precision if one has the proper tool. 8)

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Postby S. Heisley » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:20 pm

Oasis Maker wrote:
No... I have to disagree with you on this. There is a certain form of calligraphy in the snow that can only be done with precision if one has the proper tool.


:rofl: :rofl2: :laughter: :laughing1: That's funny!
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