Chris came up from his place to visit me here is Simi Valley yesterday (40 miles north and west of him).
We had a great time exchanging our original and "outside the box" ideas.
However, pretty much all conversation stopped when I showed him my Coleman collection! He fondled, caressed, and drooled all over the three single mantle lanterns in my "collection". Of course, I would have GIVEN him any one of my two mantle lanterns!!!!!
He was UNAWARE of the existence of the single mantle variety!
I did my best to assure him and REASSURE him that there are plenty of them out there at garage sales and we WILL find him two so that he is fullfilled!!!! We will pay very reasonable prices!! I'm now (after his quick purchase) not entirely convinced that he believed me.
I have located one nearby and have been in contact with the seller and will make arrangements to go see it. I have also located a collection (unknown vintage) that is available.
I WILL buy them! My wife WILL NOT understand but that doesn't bother me!!!
When I finish my construction I will take all my lanterns to gatherings and offer the "surplus" to anyone interested for little more than I paid for them (mostly cause I can't remember exactly how much I paid and my wife (after a proper accounting - shes a professiona "bean counter") will ensure that I have not lost any of "her" money).
I just spoke with Chris and we both had a good LAUGH about his need for an instant Coleman single mantle FIX. He is now on his way (as I understand it) to go in quest of a mantle (and probably genuine Coleman fuel, as it is truely the "Breakfast of Champions, IMHO) for his new lantern and I'm sure that he will LIGHT his lantern as fast as humanly possible.
If there was any doubt that we are CRAZY, this factual accounting of the events of the last 24 hour should remove all doubt.
Angry, no. Dissatisfied, yes.
Cheers,
Gus