My neighbor is always calling to ask if he can borrow something...so when the phone rang and the number was an out-of-state number, I knew it was the neighbor...I wondered what does he want now?
Well, he says "can you call the mechanic that works on your cars and ask him how to install brake pads on my Buick?" I'm thinking, you got to be kidding? WTF are you crazy? I told the neighbor that calling a mechanic and asking a question like that was like calling your doctor and asking how to repair your own hernia.
I gave my mechanic's telephone number to my neighbor, and suggested he call. I can't wait to get my oil change later this week. It's got to be worth a good laugh.
Steve