A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 -These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 -These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
That's nice, she thinks, but I want more. So she continues upward.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.
Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework.
Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it! Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:
Floor 6 -You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have their own money
and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
by planovet » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:01 pm 
Mark (& Cindi) 
I'm willing to bet she was topless when she was traveling back up 
