by Ira » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:58 pm
49? I turned 49 in December.
So look at what you have to look forward to, Dean:
Two weeks ago, my AARP card arrived. (I thought you had to be 50, but I guess they'll take you early if you promise not to buy any Depends prior to that.)
At 49, they're not sending you coupons for diapers or baby formula...exciting brochures of wild and sexy Brazilian vacations...or for that matter, even clothing for a swinging night out on the town.
At 49, it's the AARP card.
And oh--Happy Birthday.
Here we go again!