It's So Hot...

[Todah Tear]

Quick, before the weather changes, complete this sentence, "It's so hot..."

I'll start.

It's so hot that when I get in my car after work, I can start cooking my dinner on the dash of my car and it is done by the time I get home.


Todah

(P.S. Seriously, the outdoor temperature gauge on my car read 123 degrees today after work.)

[doug hodder]

It's so hot, I saw a lizard carrying a chap stick!

[Thawley]

Quick, before the weather changes, complete this sentence, "It's so hot..."

I just saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

[Rocketgirl]

You discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.


The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have

lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

[WildTexan]

It's so hot fire hydrants are begging dogs to pee on them.

[Rlowell]

It's so hot that the fish are boiled before they come out of the lake!

Rod

[Jiminsav]

it's so hot, chickens are laying hard boiled eggs.!!!

[CASHCOW]

It's so hot you realize that asphalt has a liquid state

[Roly Nelson]

It's so hot, I drove up into the local mountains to check out the cooler campgrounds. 105 degrees here at home, 79 degrees up there.
Roly

[TheBizMan]

True story. I went to start my BBQ on the patio yesterday and the temp already showed 140 degrees inside.

Phoenix has been so hot this week, the devil even won't come here.

[steve smoot]

I'm guessing you guys don't want to know it's only 72 degrees here at 1:30pm Sunday afternoon

[JuneBug]

It's so hot that a change to the mid 90s forecast for this Thursday seems like a total relief.

112 degrees today in the shade.
60% chance of rain by the end of the week.

[hotrod]

I gotta stack my firewood in the shade....

[Tumbleweed_Tex]

It's so hot that the keys on my keyboard are mel

[Shug]

Its so hot, you can afford to send some heat scotlands way as we are freezing here!!