… You might be building a Teardrop.

Things that don't fit anywhere else...

Postby dhazard » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:37 pm

If you know a guy by the name of Madjack that’s is always asking for “Pics” … You might be building a Teardrop.

If you can blame a man that is known as Snoop Dougie Doug for all of your car problems … You might be building a Teardrop.

You find yourself wondering if Iras day got any better when he got home and asked for a “Snow Job” … You might be building a Teardrop.
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Postby Ira » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:40 pm

If you're cheering for Estonia to win more Olympic medals...and you don't even know where Estonia IS...you might be building a teardrop.

If you learned that Finland is the land of a million saunas on a teardrop building site because you haven't picked up a book in 20 years (besides a comic book)...you might be building a teardrop.

If you have to hide the cheap 50-buck marine battery that you're going to buy this Friday from your wife because you still owe her 50 bucks from last week that you used to buy salt and pepper shakers decorated with crabs..you might be building a teardrop.

If you INSIST on picking out the curtain fabric..you might be building a teardrop.

If you've never wired anything in your life but you buy an expensive marine panel from.....

Oh, wait. Jim said that one already.
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Postby TomS » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:48 pm

If you can show off your woody in public without being arrested ....

If you know a stripper in upstate New York....

If you know what a bumper dumper is ...

If you ever posted a limerick on the internet...

If you use the computer in the middle of the Super Bowl...

You might just be building a teardrop.
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Postby Larwyn » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:00 am

If the cabinet shop in town sends a runner out to borrow clamps...........

Your dog would rather sleep outside on the nice pile of shavings behind the planer than in his own bed in the house.........

The patio heater in front of the shop is the most used apliance you own...
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I love it

Postby The Teardrop Nanny » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:42 am

:lol:

I agree with Ira about this being a strong contender for the Best Thread. I have been laughing out loud for the last 10 minutes at these replies. :D

I will have to think about a few and get back to this thread.

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Postby gailkaitschuck » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:29 pm

If you stay up until 1 am (on a weeknight!) to (again) watch RV Crazy on The Travel Channel....


You just might be building a teardrop!

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Postby Boodro » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:38 pm

If you are prone to sitting in your shop , drinkin a beer & stare at an empty floor , ya might be buildung a Teardrop

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Re: I love it

Postby Guest » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:04 pm

The Teardrop Nanny wrote::lol:

I agree with Ira about this being a strong contender for the Best Thread. I have been laughing out loud for the last 10 minutes at these replies. :D

I will have to think about a few and get back to this thread.

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Postby Ira » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:26 pm

Boodro wrote:If you are prone to sitting in your shop , drinkin a beer & stare at an empty floor , ya might be buildung a Teardrop

8)


I don't mean to disagree with Boo..

But I also did this way BEFORE I started building my TD.

Only I ain't got a shop; I drank the beer and stared at the grass.
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You are working on a teardrop

Postby Guy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:50 pm

If you drive your lover to the airport and go back and watch NASCAR...you might be building HER teardrop.

If you go to an internet cafe when on vacation......he might be building YOUR teardrop.

If you can get past your differences with others and accept advice from them
.....you might be building a teardrop.

If you sit in a Panera Bread on your 'puter and a stranger asks what those things are and you spend an hour explaining it to them.....you might be building a teardrop.

If you hijack a thread and don't get arrested......you might be building a teardrop.

If you show up at a gathering without a tear and still get an award....you might be building a teardrop.

If a disaster happens somewhere you have no family, but it feels like you do......you might be building a teardrop.
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Postby Chip » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:06 pm

Boodro wrote:If you are prone to sitting in your shop , drinkin a beer & stare at an empty floor , ya might be buildung a Teardrop

8)


Daughter came over to my house last night and came into the garage and sat down,, asked what I was doing to which I said working on the trailer,, she laughed and said,,, "I have been sitting her watching you walk around for 15 minutes and the nearest you have come to working on the trailer is lean against it",,,, Lot of good teardrop building goes on in the sitting and dranking and pondering and I guess leaning against,,, and the good side ogf this method of building is I have never, ever messed up a piece of material while leaning against it

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you might be building a teardrop.

Postby Guy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:14 pm

If you know the weather on three continents .....you might be building a teardrop.
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Postby Ira » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:27 pm

If you spend as much time on www.mikenchell.com as you do on www.barney.com …you might be building a teardrop.

(I know, mods--delete away. I just couldn't help myself.)
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Postby critter » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:45 pm

hey all,
i am eat up with the tear drop thing also but we need to take up a colection for ira to pay for his mental help :cry: no sex for 6 months and he dont care hes got to be nuts or relly old and his poor wife,we are very sorry for what we have do to him and we would like to appoligize to you,please forgive us all :worship: lol
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Postby bg » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:03 pm

If you're running your 'Buddy Heater' in yout garage so that paint can dry.... You might be building a teardrop.
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