… You might be building a Teardrop.

[Guy]

Dear Critter,

I am amazed at you. You must have retired at a young age, since you think sex is more important than a good pee.

[TomS]

I am amazed at you. You must have retired at a young age, since you think sex is more important than a good pee.

Past a certian age, it doesn't matter cuz you'll wont be able to do either one

[Guy]

Dear Tom,

Been there, Doing that!

[Steve_Cox]

If your in the middle of a thread called "you might be building a teardrop" and slip off a little and start talking about bladder function. You might be having dementia and building a teardrop

[Guy]

ROFLMAO and wetting myself, Thanx Steve.

[Boodro]

Hey Ira , Is that what ya do with your " grass" ( stare at it??)

I thought ya did experiments!

[dhazard]

If you start a tread just to get a laugh, and it gets hijacked … you might just be building a teardrop with the help of some of the inmates at Teardrops & Tiny Travel Trailers.

If http://www.mikenchell.com goes down and you go into withdraws … you might just be building a teardrop with the help of some of the inmates at Teardrops & Tiny Travel Trailers.

[Guest]

If you take your mechanic a list of what your friends on T&TTT think is wrong with your truck... You just might be building a teardrop.

[Chip]

If grown men are sitting around discussing and trading recipes for cooking and getting tips for sewing flowered pants, instead of telling lies about some sexual exploits ya can damn well bet there are a few teardrops close by.

chipper

[oklahomajewel]

If grown men are sitting around discussing and trading recipes for cooking and getting tips for sewing flowered pants, instead of telling lies about some sexual exploits ya can damn well bet there are a few teardrops close by.

chipper

My 16 yr old across the room probably thinks I've gone crazy... laughing at all these hilarious posts!!!

I nominate this for Best Thread 06 !!!

Julie

[Chip]

If an Okie mom is hogging the computer from her 16 year old and laughing out loud while staring at the monitor early in the morning ,,,,, ya might be a teardropper

[The Teardrop Nanny]

Okay, here are some with a disclaimer that any resemblance between these and any individual reading them, is purely coincidental.

Lying around on the beach gave me time to come up with these!


If the highlight of your Friday "date night" is when he checks the T&TTT web site to see who is on line, your man might be building a teardrop.

If, when given an opportunity to select a romantic vacation location for just the two of you to ANY exotic place in the world, and he chooses a spot called "Minden", your man might be building a teardrop.

If he got more excited about the Christmas present of sheets that matched his trailer motif than the new plasma TV, your man might be building a teardrop.

If he spent the entire Superbowl Sunday gluing the wood in his shop rather than glued to the TV, your man might be building a teardrop.

If he comes in late at night with a big grin on his face, mussed up hair and clothes, with the lingering scent of Eau de´Glue on him, your man might be building a teardrop.

If his favorite TV show is RV Crazy, your man might be building a TD.

If the most recent conversation you had with him included talking about ribs, and it didn´t involve barbecuing, your man might be building a TD.

If he entices you to enter his workshop because he wants to show you something "BIG", and it turns out to be three pieces of 3/4" plywood, your man might be building a teardrop.

If you notice him frequently on-line talking to strangers about "getting a woody", and you don´t find this odd, your man might be building a TD.

If you have attended more than two TD gatherings and you are still in a SST, your man might be building a teardrop.

If you know that SST is just another polite way to say "tent" (Soft Sided Trailer), your man might be building a teardrop.

If your friends begin referring to you as a "Teardrop Groupie", your man just might be building a teardrop.

[ALAN GEDDES]

If your new dog must fit at your feet in a 4 x 6 1/2 space; you might be building a teardrop.

[Ira]

When you care more about how much your tongue weighs than you do about how much your ASS weighs, you may be building a TD.

[Joanne]

If you have ever called in sick to work because you didn't get everything done over the weekend, ya might be building a tear.

If neighbors stop by on their Saturday morning walk to see how much progress you made since last Saturday, ya might be building a tear.

If someone drives by your house then turns around and drives slowly past again, you might be building a tear.

If your friends are start making plans for camping trips that "We" are going to take, you might be building a tear.

If the folks at the local hardware store mention that, "I see you in here all the time.", you might be building a tear.

If a friend brings his wife/girlfriend over so she can see if it's "big enough", you might be building a tear.

Joanne