At least you have a Turd. I want one. I'll get one eventually, but not yet.
Are there other plain globes that fit? One that you could frost yourself..say, in a flame pattern like kzhorse did for his lantern? You could do something different that isn't a fake, but is cool in it's own right. Then search for a real Turd globe at a good price.
Just a thought. Probably not a good thought, but at least I'm thinking!!
