Red Skelton references Camp Stoves

[greekspeedoman]

I was watching a Red Skelton re-run last night and he told this joke. Knowing some people's experiences with camp stoves, I thought this was quite funny.

Enjoy.


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"A man is going skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.

The man goes up in the airplane and waits to get to the proper altitude. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.

Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going up! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver, by this time scared out of his wits, yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?" The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas camp stoves?"

[GuitarPhotog]

Good!

It took a minute....

<Chas>

[Wolffarmer]

I miss ole Red. He had a way about telling dirty jokes without saying anything dirty. Unlike so many today. Can't say anything without using some foul language.

Randy

[Dale M.]

:lol:

I miss ole Red. He had a way about telling dirty jokes without saying anything dirty. Unlike so many today. Can't say anything without using some foul language.

Randy

A men....

Dale

[cuyeda]

I met Red Skelton in person once when I was a youngster to be on Art Linkletter's show at the CBS studios. One of my friends owns two of Skeltons priceless paintings.

[Wolffarmer]

When I got rich I wanted to get a Skelton. I am still working on the rich part



Randy