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Things that don't fit anywhere else...

Postby Guest » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:35 am

Norwegian Antlers Fred....

OMG!!!
Robert Service... not Station. (Service Staion, get it?... Good example of how my memory isn't firing on all eight)
Let's see how I do...
(My deceased ex-pappy-in-law used to set around the campfire and quote this and other works by Robert Service)

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam ‘round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he’d often say in his homely way that “he’d sooner live in hell.”

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka’s fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we’d close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn’t see;
It wasn’t much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and “Cap,” says he, “I’ll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I’m asking that you won’t refuse my last request.”

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn’t say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
“It’s the cursed cold, and it’s got right hold till I’m chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet ‘taint being dead--it’s my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you’ll cremate my last remains.”

A pal’s last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.

There wasn’t a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn’t get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: “You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it’s up to you to cremate those last remains.”

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows—O God! how I loathed the thing.

And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I’d often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the “Alice May.”
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then “Here,” said I, with a sudden cry, “is my cre-ma-tor-eum.”

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared—such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.

Then I made a hike, for I didn’t like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don’t know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.

I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: “I’ll just take a peep inside.
I guess he’s cooked, and it’s time I looked;” . . . then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: “Please close that door.
It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear you’ll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it’s the first time I’ve been warm.”



There are strange things done in the midnight sun

By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.
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Postby doug hodder » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:42 am

Hey Dean....that one really takes me back...I recited that in front of the 7th grade class at Central Junior High in Anch. Ak in 1965, and we had to dress up in costume...unfortunately, chili pepper pants weren't part of it!!! :lol: :lol: thanks for posting that one...maybe we could do some poetry recitations around the campfire at the Redwoods on this sort of thing...Service had some great ones....Doug
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Postby alaska teardrop » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:46 am

    Thanks Dean - One of my favorites. :)
    See - You're an Alaskan Viking already. :shake hands:
    Doug - Do you have an Oosik to stir the Ice Worms?
    Had one - but gave it away to a woman. Decided she didn,t need me anymore!???? :?
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Postby Guest » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:52 am

Fred,
I gotta bear's bone somewhere around here, will that work? :lol:
Doug,
I'll have Colton recite that one to you at the IRG... It's his favorite story. :thumbsup:
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Postby doug hodder » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:04 am

Sorry Fred....don't have one...and I'm betting that they are by now outlawed to either harvest one or own one aren't they??? I'd imagine that a Native can own/ harvest one, same as a Polar Bear hide....I'm too lily white..... :lol: PS Dean....for me, I don't care about your BARE bone!!! :lol: :lol: Doug
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Postby alaska teardrop » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:08 am

    I gotta bear's bone somewhere around here, will that work?
    Dean - Google image search "Oosik" and let me know what you decide? :lol:
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Postby Guest » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:16 am

:lol:
I can tell you already that this bearbone is gonna look like a toothpick compared to that! :lol:
OK... I'll go Google it just to be sure. :lol:
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Postby alaska teardrop » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:20 am

    I'd imagine that a Native can own/ harvest one,
    Doug - You're right. Mine was a gift from an Eskimo friend. 8)
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Postby Guest » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:20 am

Yup...
Just like a toothpick.
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Chip's flamingos seem to like it. :lol:
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Postby doug hodder » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:20 am

Yup Dean....Bears got nothin' on a Walrus...."coo coo ca choo"...I am the Walrus.....apologies to the Beatles.... 8) Wow...never figured to be discussing a Walrus penis in a tear drop forum thread...but , hey here it is....Doug
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Postby Guest » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:27 am

I doubt anything comes close to a walrus... Not even Muyaks or Honyaks.
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Postby asianflava » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:27 am

So when they say "bone" there really is a bone involved? At least for a Walrus.
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Postby doug hodder » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:33 am

Rocky....yup...that's what the woman is holding in the picture...those dudes never go limp....no need for any little blue pills..... :lol: and a PS...they go for way high dollars...I was camping on a beach about 20 miles outside of Nome back in the 60's and a walrus washed up on shore...the Natives were on that one big time and that was the first thing that got removed....that's where the dollars were.... doug
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Postby alaska teardrop » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:36 am

    Doug & Dean - My nephew skippers the boat to Walrus Island near Togiak.
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Postby Guest » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:41 am

Fred,
You're just gonna have to put an Alaskan gathering together! :thumbsup:

I'll start on my set of whiskers right after the IRG...
Let's just do it before I look like ZZTop, OK? :lol:
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