Do you guys EAT the wild mushrooms?
Yes,
We eat every single one, along with wild asparagus and other treats.
The beverages we have to get at the store, too busy searching the woods for food to learn how to make my own...
Rob
(Jeff, don't give up yet, usually a few weeks after the little ones pop up, the really big yellows start sprouting, you have to look every few days or you'll miss them)

Waiting for "someday" will leave you on your deathbed wondering why you didn't just rearrange your priorities and enjoy the time you had, instead of waiting for a "better" time to come along...