New Game ;) One liners

[Forrest747]

Rule there always has to be rules. Place a quote or oneliner that relates to the one above it. Use either a word or another quote from whom or what ever. Same actor different film, same politician different reason.

"Say hello to my little freind!!"

[Woodbutcher]

"you had me at hello"

[Forrest747]

"SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!"

[Greg M]

The greatest show on earth

[wagondude]

"Ladies and Gentleman, children of all ages."

[Greg M]

That was no lady, that was my wife

[S. Heisley]

Somebody sent me all these one liners today:


I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

Increasing the tax on cigarettes is being proposed in order to raise revenue for the state coughers.

[Forrest747]

"Have a Coke and a smile."

[planovet]

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

[starleen2]

Laughingstock: cattle with a sense of humor.