Coleman Keepers Campfire come on in!

[Maureenm]

I noticed! Not too great with rap, more of a limerick/haiku person, but I haven't given up on trying.

[wagondude]

We have a long way to go if we want to catch up to some of the other megathreads. Post away!

[doug hodder]

A limerick for Kirk:

A camper called Campmaster K
Has a good 'ol 200A
He makes it alight
To light up the night
And keep rowdy campers at bay.....

[wagondude]

[Maureenm]

+1

[wagondude]

So, about the camp rap. Can we shorten it to c-rap?

[doug hodder]

So Kirk is a Coleman man...
he finds what nobody can..
get's all the stuff,
it's never enough,
this cat really needs a plan!

[Maureenm]

There once was a guy named Hodder
Coleman gas stoves are his fodder
He knows how to quilt
Makes a mean homebuilt
If you haven't met him, you oughter

[doug hodder]

A chick who is named Maureen
at camping is really a queen
While quick to make laugh
from the IRG staff
she's a waffledog cookin' machine....

[doug hodder]

A dude with a beard named Randy...
At tearbuilding he was quite handy...
While drinking moose drool
he stays really cool
to be around him...I need some brandy

New business....Limericks-R-us

[Maureenm]

Then there's our friend, mPerini
His trailer collection's not teeny
He brings us some hooch
He's never a mooch
Let's have another martini!

[doug hodder]

Let's not forget our John Bonnet...
for cooking shrimp, he's really on it...
Buys shrimp on the freeway
There's really no leeway
His Bar B Q...he ought'a pawn it...

Condolences to all the critters that John has cooked.....

There Kirk...there's your 100 pages! Doug

[wagondude]

Got 100 pages now! There are quite a few good poets here.

[campmaster-k]

Woooo Hoooo 100 pages Yeee Haaa.

[Maureenm]

Our wonderful teardrop nanny
Organization?her skills are uncanny
IRG 5.0 we are booking
Getting some cast iron cooking
Carlotta or bust? It's a plan-ny!