news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure
creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he
was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
was missing an important part of himself As he walked down the street, he
realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That! 's what I need - a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed
Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, Let's see...size 36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! ! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine and give you one hell of a headache."
New suit = $400
New shirt = $ 36
New underwear = $ 6
Second opinion PRICELESS
Dave
