Dad Jokes

[rjgimp]

I have a hen who counts her own eggs.
She is a mathemachicken.

[DJ Davis]

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan!

[DJ Davis]

Somebody ripped out the 5th month from my calendar. I'm dismayed.

[Tom&Shelly]

Shelly is carefully following events and she tells me she expects to see white smoke soon.

Actually, we aren't Catholic, but it has been unseasonably cold here in New Mexico this week, and she wants me to build a fire in our wood stove!

Tom

[DJ Davis]

"I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield that day."

Sir Prise

[rjgimp]

After playing guitar, I thought I could learn to play piano.

It's not an easy instrument to pick up.

[Tom&Shelly]

Today I made one of the most momentous decisions a retired guy faces: Blueberry or cherry cheescake flavored ice cream?

I told Shelly I'm not even sure I can tell the difference. She says she can: Purple vs red stains on my T-shirts.

Tom

[DJ Davis]

What is the scariest plant in nature?

bam-BOO!