Dad Jokes

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby rjgimp » Sun Apr 27, 2025 9:30 pm

I have a hen who counts her own eggs.
She is a mathemachicken.
-Rob


I hope to make it to a Procrastinators Anonymous meeting someday...
just as soon as the steering committee gets around to scheduling one!
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby DJ Davis » Sun Apr 27, 2025 10:55 pm

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan!
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby DJ Davis » Mon May 05, 2025 9:32 am

Somebody ripped out the 5th month from my calendar. I'm dismayed.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Tom&Shelly » Wed May 07, 2025 12:10 pm

Shelly is carefully following events and she tells me she expects to see white smoke soon.

Actually, we aren't Catholic, but it has been unseasonably cold here in New Mexico this week, and she wants me to build a fire in our wood stove!

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby DJ Davis » Thu May 08, 2025 8:23 am

"I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield that day."

Sir Prise
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