It is really strange what goes thru your mind when you feel put upon. As I mailed the check I decided I will win this one.
It is my property and I WILL place the caboose there for storage. I have measured and designed inside the 50 x 60 storage building for a 20 x 20 tiny stelth home. I can't live there either (legally) if found out, as there is a lack of running water and sanitation and of course we are still under 750 sq ft (unless I make it 2 story as the building has 14' ceilings). Finally in a moment of epithany I got the answer! This building is a storage facility then it would need an office and perhaps even a night security staff. So it's just the night watchmans office and I am just the night watchman. The dogs can be the security alarm system. Smoke and mirrors just smoke and mirrors....
To avoid any serious vandalism I will gut the caboose and utilize the cabinets appliances ect in the "night watchmans office". The caboose will remain in place on the property clearly uninhabitable (but insured)until I am given the final approval. Meanwhile a sign announcing the upcoming arrival of the "Junction campgrounds pending final zoning approval" will mark the project. I will mow, trim ,plant, and fluff and make it attractive to the passing motorist and hope to gain some local sympathy in the media as "The homeless man with a house" I am thing seriously about a homeless man with a house website to gander some network support in this quest.
We could make this into a poll............ Is Bob totally crazy or just pissed off
