An open letter to Sandi, from the Teardrop Muse
Dearest Girl,
Behind every inventive man.....there is often a supportive woman.............
rolling her eyes!!!
That is how I became a Teardrop Muse. It will be part of your role in Brian's life to reign him in when you deem it necessary. Remind him of his initial goal, to build a camping trailer, and it will already be "Cool Enough" without a hundred extra little options. Also, it can be a work in progress, and more can always be added on later. (How am I doing so far, Brian?)
Your patience and creative input are what spur him on, Sandi, (Should I also mention the fact that you are very cute and he's so in love with you??) The reason he has so many ideas for his builds is due to your supportive and inspiring ways and that makes it hard for him to curb his enthusiasm for building. He's bursting at the seams with ideas and it is up to you to streamline those you find acceptable, and gently nudge him toward those.
There will be no charge for today's session, and I am available for couples enhancement therapy by private message. I believe you should smooth the way, Brian, with a special bottle of wine, and a candlelight dinner cooked in a Dutch Oven. Above all, remember you LOVE each other, and a happy wife makes for a happy life. You really don't want to have to haul that beauty of a trailer around by yourself......I have seen the sparks in your eyes when you look at that trailer, but the flames in your heart that are burning with your love will far outlast those little coals.
Sincerely yours,
The Teardrop Nanny
Teardrop Mediation Incorporated (TMI)

P.S. No slap for you, Brian, cuz I'm not into Kinky Stuff