Not by any IED, not by an insurgents bullet. No, by a ¼ inch little beetle. Apparently this littler critter has blister agent for blood and when he was crawling up my arm under my sleeve, I smooshed him (smooshed is a technical military term) I got the blister agent on my arm…. It ain’t pretty! I have a 50 cent sized area on the side of my albow that that is pretty messed up and will probably scar (and it itches like crazy).
A Purple Heart you ask? Sadly no… you see it has been determined by the Department of Defense that while this insect does indeed possess an unfriendly temperament it’s intent in this case was not hostile towards any collation forces. Furthermore the bug in question was acting in a way congruent with self defense and self preservation. Therefore said bug has been classified as a non-combatant. Which leaves me ineligible for any awards…. Just my luck!