Another Use for Duct Tape

[TomS]

My wife, Wendy, and I spent last week tent (still building the TD) camping on Cape Cod. For those of you not familiar with the Cape; Provincetown is located at the very end of the peninsula. It’s a popular vacation destination for gay and lesbian (Wow!, The forum software sensors the L-word. Why?) folks. Every August the town hosts a week-long Carnival celebration. We timed our vacation to coincide with Carnival week.

We camped in nearby Truro. Thursday afternoon we drove to P-Town to see the annual Carnival parade. I am told the parade always starts late. This year was no exception. We didn’t mind. The crowd was almost as entertaining as the parade itself.

We saw two men dressed up as cowboys walking dachshunds. Both dogs wore matching cowboy hats. There were lots of men in drag. Some of the outfits were quite spectacular. We saw a pair of men dressed up in his and her Victorian era outfits.

Some of the outfits were quite risqué to say the least. We saw superheroes with “enhanced” bulges; firemen in tight red shorts and fire helmets that said “Engine 69” and “Hose Inspector”; cops in similar attire. One woman wasn’t about to let the men have all the fun. She proudly strutted down the street bare-chested, except for two pieces of duct tape strategically placed on each nipple.

Fortunately, the Sisters of the Holy spirits rescued me from all that “sin and wickedness”, lest I have too much fun.



Here I am posing with the Sisters of the Holy Spirits -- Sr. Mary Margarita, Sr. Mary Stoli, Sr. Mary Black Russian, Sr. Mary Barcardi, Sr. Mary Chardonnay and Sr. Mary Martini.

[Guy]

lesbian

Far Out!

[asianflava]

At first I thought you were going to say that the new use for duct tape was to hide the "bulges". I was relieved when I heard what you saw it used for.

[Guest]

At first I thought you were going to say that the new use for duct tape was to hide the "bulges". I was relieved when I heard what you saw it used for.

[s4son]

Be careful you don't schedule your vacation the same time they are having the carnal celebration!




Scott F.

[bledsoe3]

Remember, to remove duct tape from skin, you have to pull it real fast.

[IraRat]

SO WHERE'S THE PICTURE OF THE GIRL WITH THE DUCT TAPE ON HER NIPPLES?

Some reporter. You're fired.

Also sounds like the Cape is a lot like the Keys.

[TomS]

SO WHERE'S THE PICTURE OF THE GIRL WITH THE DUCT TAPE ON HER NIPPLES?

Some reporter. You're fired.

Sorry, Wendy was standing right next to me. I want to live see my next birthday.

Also sounds like the Cape is a lot like the Keys.

The rest of the Cape is pretty tame. Trust me; you won't see men and women running around half-naked in Hyannis. Unless of course, you're at the Kennedy compound.

[IraRat]

Me and my buddies took a trip there in the 70s. A day or two in Hyannis Port, two days on Martha's Vineyard.

That was some sight:

Four long-haired kids in their teens with a ton of grass, an old beat-up Chevy, and maybe $200 between us.

We didn't exactly mingle all that well with Martha's Vineyard's high society.

[Guy]

lesbians are not censored in multiples, just a solitary lesbian is censored. That is sicker than any censoring to begin with.