
Welcome to teardropping, sir! Your new six-wide will be teardrop luxury at it's finest, for sure... that's lot's-O-room to frolic. Hahaha...
Any pointers, advice, or recommendations are definitely welcome...
Your mention of "duct tape, cable ties, bubble gum, [and] bailing wire", leaves out another very useful implement: WD-40. Hee.
How's that saying go? "If it's supposed to move but doesn't, WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, duct tape."
Again, welcome aboard... and we expect

of your tears' reception and of your trip home!
