Today I swam 500 miles, against the current, with sharks surrounding me.
I then jumped out of the ocean and ran 150 miles, all up hill.
Once at the top, I jumped on my mountain bike and rode another 300 miles through the mountains.
Once home, I was feeling a little jumpy so I put on my rollerblades and skated about 50 miles through town. I spotted a ramp near a parking lot so I sped up and went airborne over about 20 parked cars and a teardrop.
I still couldn't lose that little burst of energy I was feeling so I went ahead and threw up a couple of rental houses out back.
Now it's almost lunch time so the new sod will have to wait til this afternoon.