CAJUN LADY wrote:rbeemer wrote:How can you be so mean, all it wanted to do is hitch a ride to the LCG!!! You know opposums are party animals

Rick, he had been partying for a few days in my garage from the little stinky presents he left me! He could have been the extra flavoring in Madjacks gumbo though...

POSSUM ON RICE
1 fat possum
1 1x6x8 cypress board
3 quarts fine Wild Turkey whisky
3 large poot fruits(sweet tatesr for the yankees amongst us)
3 large onions
1 large pod garlic
1 bunch celery
1 large green bell pepper
2 cups uncooked rice
open first quart and take a healthy belt...
clean possum and nail to cypress board...
take another belt...
saute onions/pepper/garlic/celery...remove from pot...
place possum on board in pot...
one more belt, if you please....
peel/quarter sweet tatter and place around board...
add saute'ed veggies...
one mo' shot...
open second quart of Turkey juice and pour over all in pot...
take another shot...
bring all to a simmer and liberally and constantly baste possum with Turkey juice...this should go on for about 2 hours...
take several shots while this simmers...you should finish the first bottle of Turkey juice about the time it is done...
cook rice(if you don't know how to cook rice, you shouldn't be reading this far)...
open third bottle of Turkey juice...pour a liberal amount in water tumbler...
put a good serving of rice in bowl...poor gravy over rice...
remove possum from board and throw said possum away...
place some taters in bowl...
eat the board, the rice and gravy and wash all down with liberal servings of Turkey juice...
...and there ya have it....BON APPETIT.................
madjack
p.s. this is a real favorite of General BonVivant and his trusty dog Phideaux............mj
...I have come to believe that, conflict resolution, through violence, is never acceptable.....................mj