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Postby Aaron Coffee » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:40 pm

Anyone hear any funny lines in commercials that aren't meant to be funny? Two that I have heard are a commercial for battery tender, "Most people don't think about their batteries until they're dead." and for a dental office, "You will wish you had taken care of your smile years ago."
If I could shut my brain off, I could save myself alot of time, money and effort.
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Postby chorizon » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:11 pm

The old TV ads for Johnson outboard motors have brought a chuckle or two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe6NOBUut0

Saturday nights...

The distant lights!

You and your girl and your Johnson!
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Postby tk » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:37 pm

There is a KC area snack food company called Guy's. For years the their ads ended with "makers of Guy's chips and nuts." The dirty little mind I have was always provoked to snicker at that.

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Postby parnold » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:28 pm

Puffs Tissues - "Helps keep the eww from breaking through"
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Postby hotrod » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:41 pm

hey you woodchucks, quit chuckin my wood! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby dakotamouse » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:29 am

hotrod wrote:hey you woodchucks, quit chuckin my wood! :lol: :lol: :lol:


This is my favorite commercial!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGwusHrOtk
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Postby Alleged User » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:58 am

Some of the Allstate commercials with Mayhem crack me up. I love his cold-blooded, matter-of-fact delivery. My favorites are the teenage girl and the lawnmower.

"I'm all, 'OMG. Becky's not even hot.'" :lol:
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Postby Zollinger » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:57 am

hotrod wrote:hey you woodchucks, quit chuckin my wood! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Postby bledsoe3 » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:09 am

I like this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlWddAXSRA&NR=1
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Postby steve smoot » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:10 pm

Here's another one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrOUCG3qckU
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Postby planovet » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:19 pm

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Postby D.J. » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:05 pm

Although not a great commercial , in my mind , it did start a trend towards funny commercials . .... D.J.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0
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Postby ParTaxer » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:25 pm

I like the Southwest Airlines commercial where the baggage handlers spell out "Bags fly free". The commercial then switches to an elderly women viewing "Bags fly free" spelling. I'm still not sure whether or not that was intentional or just my twisted self.
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Postby emiller » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:50 pm

I like these guys
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