Funny/interesting quotes you've heard...

[steve smoot]

"Like persimmon seeds in a possum, I am just passin' through"

"it's raining like a cow pissin' on a flat rock"


By Steve Smoot

[doug hodder]

I worked with this guy once in a while while in college when we were logging...always got a laugh out of this...."there's no point in buying good tools....you lose them anyway". 2 weeks later....he turned a corner through a 6 lane 4 way intersection with the tool box sitting on a flatbed, 28th and Arapahoe Rd in Boulder Co. for those of you that live in the area...not tied down and dumped the whole lot in the middle of the intersection....ya just gotta know John. Doug

[teardrop_focus]

Great thread, by the way. :-)~



The only normal people are the ones we don't know very well.

[Alfred]

SHUCKS..... I change mine out every 3 or 4 weeks (or sooner) depending on the mood that strikes me. The one I use most frequently though is "Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to be, the pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see...". If you recognize where it is from, it is not one that I would ever follow through on!!

Dude! Them's the words to that MASH theme song - And I know the rest of the words...Very pretty melody in a minor key, but man, that is some heavy song, brother! I can take it or leave it, as I please.

AL in Asheville

[Roly Nelson]

Being the desendent of Vikings, as I am, I proudly declare that "Leif landed first!" Check it out, Columbus came over almost 500 years later! Lets correct the history books right away. Vikings rule! Check it out, L'Anse aus meadows, Newfoundland.
Roly

[MountainBiker]

There are lots of great quotes from the Douglas Adams series of books "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxie" One of my favorites is

"The answer to the Meaning of life is...42...the problem is, no-one Knows what the question is"

[Corwin C]

It's better to aim for the stars and miss than to aim for manure and hit ...

[parnold]

Due to the current economic uncertainties, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off!

[WarPony]

Due to the current economic uncertainties, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off!

......... Paul, I like that one!!!!!

Jeff

[Joe G]

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

[caseydog]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge



And, this classic from my youth...

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.â€

[absolutsnwbrdr]

No matter how beautiful she is, someone somewhere is sick of her $h!t.

[Joe G]

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

[Kurt (Indiana)]

On the airport shuttle bus:

"OK, it's time to look around you for any items you might have left behind" (huh??)

[Kurt (Indiana)]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on the list.

Always borrow money from a pessimest, he won't expect to get it back.

Money isn't everything but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

And finally, You're never too old to learn something stupid.

I got a whold bunch of these in an email, those were my favorites.

Jeff

Jeff, don't forget that: "the only thing money can't buy is poverty"