bobhenry wrote:Can ya stand one more...
There were two old boys from Florida who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely.
They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."
So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left. In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"
"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."
2 O'l boys from down south heard the same about Ice Fishing.
They loaded up there gear, Headed North and went to the edge of a frozen lake and cast there lures out over the Ice about 30-40 yards then reeled them back in.
This went on for an hour or so when the one guy asked the other if he had gotten anything. "Not even a nibble" replied the second.
At that moment a Snowmobile whizzed across the lake. To which the first guy said,
"I wonder how there doing Trolling"?

Happy Trails
Len