Ok, so anyone who has a teardrop and claustrophobia, I need help: There's a cowboy on here who I see is debating about whether to put two doors on his next teardrop. He seems to think he can handle his woman rolling out of bed by rolling over him, or worse, SHE won't mind if HE rolls over HER to get out of bed. He also thinks she can handle intense body heat in the summer camping from having a small bed.
He has a serious disease. It is called Terminal Bachelor Brain. Symptoms may include:
-Being messier than the average messy woman
-Preferring cattle medications over human treatments
-Buying items based solely on their use "someday" or being a "great deal!"
-Creating/building items suited for only one person or a very large man
-Not using proper hygiene/manners
-Not recognizing basic symptoms of PMS, aka Mad Cow Disease, aka Potential Murder Suspect, aka Punish Men Severely (failure to recognize the symptoms of PMS may result in anger, apologies, the use of credit cards for chocolate and, in severe cases, castration)
-Creating meals that a hungry dog would run from
-Requesting affection after handling something with a strong stench, such as dead skunk or pulling a calf
-Allowing pets to sleep in the bed at all times regardless of action taking place
-Hoarding collectibles
Warning: these symptoms CAN and MAY occur in women, resulting in the diseases Cat Lady Syndrome or Clueless Single Brain. Additional symptoms of these include:
-Hoarding of animals
-"Why me?" and "Men are jerks" being repeated ad-nausea
-Pink and Miranda Lambert music filling 90% of their music collections
Treatment is usually good friends pointing out and laughing at the person when the problem arises...or several arguments....
Okay, that was fun. For the record, bout half of those I made up off the top of my head. But I'm sure a lot of men and women will agree they sound about right.
Lucky for me, my guy listens and he knows I'm open to listening to him. I love Slow very much....and lets face it, when I'm sleepy and not feeling good myself, I can think of all sorts of crazy things.
I encourage those of you attending Walk the Winds to help me. Please submit any and all larger teardrop designs to Slowcowboy for consideration. And if he attempts to use them as kindling, please email them to me.
